CASTING CALL: The Onion
DATE: March 21st
TIME: TBD in the morning
ROLE: GEOLOGIST
RATE: $100
We are looking for A Caucasian Male, ages 50s to 60s. Unkempt facial fair. Disheveled looking.
If you are interested and available please send an email to 4starcasting@gmail.com. Put GEOLOGIST in the subject line. Put your name, phone number, height, weight and age in the body of the email. Attach a recent photo. We will inform you if you are selected.
Thanks!